Pirates of Donkey Island

Embark on a swashbuckling adventure to solve the mystery of your bizarre curse!

A disastrous curse shattered your royal wedding, trapping your soul inside your pirate grandfather's body. Now you must captain an eccentric crew through absurd trials in this hilarious tale inspired by classic pirate adventures.

The Story

Your crew includes:

• A sophisticated gorilla gentleman
• A zombie rock musician
• A rapidly aging Voodoo priestess
• The most ridiculous spokesman imaginable

Through 79,000 words of interactive storytelling, every choice shapes your destiny. This text-based adventure relies completely on your imagination's power.

Key Features

• Develop Your Identity: Define your character's gender, orientation, and personality throughout your journey
• Unique Romance Options: Pursue relationships with unusual companions - from hairy primates to undead musicians
• Crew Management: Lead your cursed companions wisely - will you inspire loyalty or betray them for treasure?
• Legendary Insult Duels: Master the art of verbal swordplay in hilarious battles of wit
• Life-Changing Decisions: Choose whether to break your curse... or embrace your damned pirate existence

A Transformative Adventure

After countless grog-fueled contests and rigged gambling games, you'll emerge seeing life differently. Discover shocking truths about your pirate heritage while uncovering the Cursed Caribbean's deepest secrets.

The greatest treasure isn't gold - it's uncovering your true self!

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