"Roar Rampage Classic: Destroy Everything, Coming Soon to iOS and Android"

The thrill of city destruction has a timeless allure, possibly tapping into what Soren Kierkegaard referred to as the temptation of the abyss or, as Michael Bay might put it, our love for seeing things explode. In the classic game Roar Rampage, which is making a triumphant return to iOS and debuting on Android, you embody a rampaging kaiju equipped with a giant boxing glove, ready to turn the world into your personal punching bag.

Roar Rampage channels the power fantasy of being an unstoppable kaiju, where your mission is to stomp and destroy everything in your path. You'll face resistance from the military, who will do everything in their power to halt your rampage. The key to success lies in your timing; you must accurately knock projectiles and enemies out of the sky and smash buildings to the ground before they can damage you. Given your massive size, dodging is out of the question.

The game features an impressive soundtrack and a wide array of unlockable skins, many of which draw inspiration from iconic kaiju like Mechagodzilla. However, the true charm of Roar Rampage lies in its simplicity, reminiscent of the smash hits from the golden era of Flash games.

Developed by the team behind Shovel Pirate and Slime Labs, Roar Rampage promises to deliver enjoyment even to those who might be skeptical about the appeal of destruction. Mark your calendars for April 3rd, when Roar Rampage will be available for you to unleash your inner kaiju.

If you're interested in exploring beyond the realm of retro rampaging and into strategic gameplay, consider checking out our review of Songs of Conquest, a game that offers a fresh take on the classic Heroes of Might and Magic formula, appealing to both new and veteran players.